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[Zaheer]

I dunno if anyones posted this before so apologies in advance...

An Israeli comes to London and is being checked at passport control in Heathrow airport. The officer asks for his name and he replies...the officer then asks 'Occupation?' ... suddenly the israeli guy turns nervous and quickly answers 'no, just visiting'.

[Muhammad Mahdi]

huh?

[keenfarhan]

Finally the laughter section is open... atleast now we wont be banned for posting jokes on ask!

[Zaheer]

heheheh

[qarrar]

the officer then asks 'Occupation?' ... suddenly the israeli guy turns nervous and quickly answers 'no, just visiting'.

Build a huge wall around London as-well eh .…expand the M25 if you are at it

[Zaheer]

fact:

ppl say bad abt tanzania but i say tanzania is the best.. no terrorist or nothing

safe from bush n from prime minister of uk....

so ppl of uk n usa .. come 2 Tanzania b4 its 2 late

[Muhammad Mahdi]

no terrorist or nothing

not true. Remember 97 terror attacks?

[Zaheer]

97 --- 2007 .. man never think of yesterday it wont come again... see whats goin on now at the moment ppl are dying of bobs in iraq n usa n here RVF

[FatemaC]

Zaheer you are kind of right that there is no war in Tanzania, not Tanzania but i believe East Africa. And yeah there were attacks on th US Embassy in TZ AND Kenya, and that was not because of it was Tanzanian's fault, but because they were trying to attack the US. But the fact remains, what is there in Tanzania? What life is left? i know there are good education opportunities in dar but that is only dar, how many people are going to fit in dar, as it is it is over populated, how many more people do you want... If today people have moved forward as in goin to US and UK is because of education and the coming future of their kids and for those who are not married, like us have come here for our future.... It's true there is no life here as in no peace of heart but there is one thing, and that is Future for our selves and our families, which is as important as anything!!! :)

[FatemaC]

YES ZAHEER, people are dying but we as Muslims have to do something to save our Muslim brothers and Sisters, what have we done? Just watching quietly and think someone will take an action, if we don't do no 1 will. We all have to get together and do something. What do you others say and you too Zaheer???

[Zaheer]

muhamad mahdi can u give us a hadith or something on hijab like that day on the forum..

[kulsham]

you guys r celebrating coz the jokes forum is open, haya where is my chips and soda?

[qarrar]

you guys r celebrating coz the jokes forum is open, haya where is my chips and soda?

Its there waiting for you at mama ntilia, prepaid

[kulsham]

Its there waiting for you at mama ntilia, prepaid

why are you advertising your mini restaurant everywhere? accept it that all your customers ran away!

[Zaheer]

guys were back in action and please guys take care of ur selves as the banning is going to starts soon as our lost member is back .....