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[Muhammad Mahdi]

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

[Muhammad Mahdi]

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

[Muhammad Mahdi]

Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment.

Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.

Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."

"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

[Muhammad Mahdi]

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

[Muhammad Mahdi]

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.

[Muhammad Mahdi]

Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!

[Muhammad Mahdi]

Mommy, Mommy! I can't breathe!
Good, it's working.

[Muhammad Mahdi]

Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!

[Muhammad Mahdi]

Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!

[Muhammad Mahdi]

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?
Not today, we already dug her three times this week.

[Muhammad Mahdi]

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

[Sayyeda]

Hahaha!!!

Loved all the Sarah jokes!

Superb!

[Umm.aly]

[Muhammad Mahdi]

[manji2005]

:)