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*Computer Jargons!*

Postby imz » 29 Nov 2005, 20:44

ANALOG: Hors d'oeuvre, usually made from cheese and covered with crushed nuts.

BACKUP: Opposite of go forward

BATCH PROCESSING: Making a lot of cookies at once

BINARY: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes

BIT: 12-1/2 cents

BRANCH: If watered, it will grow into a computer club (see computer club)

BUFFER: Programmer who works in the nude

BUG: 1. Programmer's term for a feature.
BUG: 2. An elusive creature living in a program which makes it incorrect.
Note: The activity of "debugging" or removing bugs from a program ends when a programmer gets tired of doing it, not when all the bugs are removed

CHARACTER DENSITY: The number of very weird people in the office, divided by the floor space

COMPUTER: A device designed to speed and automate errors

COMPUTER CLUB: Used to strike computer forcefully upon receiving error messages

CODING: An addictive drug

COMPILE: A heap of decomposing vegetable matter

COMPILER: Noah Webster (1758-1843)

CONSOLE: What one does to a "down" computer

CURSOR: An expert in 4-letter words

DUMP: A system programmer's work area

FEATURE: Hardware limitation as described by a marketing representative

HARDWARE: The parts of a computer which can be kicked

KEYBOARD: An instrument used for entering errors into a system

LANGUAGE: A system of organizing and defining error messages

LOOP: See loop

MACHINE-INDEPENDENT PROGRAM: A program which will not run on any machine

MICROCOMPUTER: One millionth of a computer

NULL STRING: The result of a 4-hour database search

ONLINE: The idea that a human should always be accessible

PASSWORD: The nonsense word taped to your terminal

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Postby Sayyeda » 13 Dec 2005, 20:11

LOL :lol:


ONLINE: The idea that a human should always be accessible

PASSWORD: The nonsense word taped to your terminal



HARDWARE: The parts of a computer which can be kicked



KEYBOARD: An instrument used for entering errors into a system



BRANCH: If watered, it will grow into a computer club (see computer club)
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