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By Zaheer
#9488
CHEMISTRY OF LOVE!

SYMBOL : ILU

ATOMIC NUMBER : 2

ATOMIC WEIGHT : Varies from Couple To couple

POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE : Close To The Heart

OCCURANCE
: Occurs In highly Reactive State , CoLLeGe CoMpOuNDs ,CiNeMa HaLLs, PaRks and BusS stOps!

METHOD OF PREPERATION :

a) : by the action of beauty upon heart. An Exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and Faster heart beat!

b) : by the combination of two complex compounds..commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!

CATALYST USED : Friends,Cousins,Movies,Restaurants and a highly active imagination!

REDUCING AGENTS : Parents,Teachers,Neighbours and Society!

GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS

BOY + REDUCING AGENT ---> REBELLIONS

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :

a) : Gas at human temperature

b) : COLOUR : Varing shades of Pink

c) : ODOUR : Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :


a) : ACTION ON SCIENTISTS : LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER

b) : ACTION ON TEENAGERS : LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POET

c) : REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION

d) : CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF "SOLID" AND "BEAT" ENERGY

USES :

a) : HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY : As One Is In LOVE ..forgets to EAT and DRINK!

b) : SMALL AND SUBTLEDOSAGE IS NECESSARY : As It Is Go0d For BODY and MIND

c) : RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME

d) : NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY

INFERENCE : THROUGH "CHEMISTRY" I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE , IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED
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By kulsham
#9800
:roll:

since zaheer has resigned, some BHOOT has been posting such undefined unidentified molecules!
By FatemaC
#9802
Kulsham hu r u tellin BHOOT?
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By Zaheer
#9818
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
By FatemaC
#9822
Kulsham see what you did??? U told me Bhoot n this person over here is laughin.. sawaz
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By Zaheer
#9969
kulsham wrote::roll:

since zaheer has resigned, some BHOOT has been posting such undefined unidentified molecules!


Ppl dont wan me to resign. but if i do mmmmmmm !!! changing my mind bcoz of sum1's request.....

@ fatemaC : Why do u believe the CHEMISTRY OF LOVE :roll: :roll: :lol:
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By kulsham
#9973
@ FatemaC

the person who stated is resigning.... but then later after sometime we see his posts popping everywhere! i was amazed who it could be? if a person claims to be absent and still appears then thats for sure not him but his bhoot!
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By Zaheer
#9983
ha ha ha sooooooooo funny neh ! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

@ Kulsham .... Un-identified Bhoot
By FatemaC
#9985
Zaheer umesikia, u r bhoot!!! HAHAHHA n wats up with u? laughin at ureself???
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By Zaheer
#9989
Pheeeeew! No Comments
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By kulsham
#9993
@zaheer. you just expressed a phewwwwww! . which means you did give a comment!

@fatema. he is laughing at himself coz he wore a clown! a bhoot in disguise.
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By Zaheer
#10007
Thumbs Up :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

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