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[kulsham]

Mr. BEAN

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Beancrying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

[kulsham]

[kulsham]

no comments?? that is mean
really... i think i shud not post anything in this forum.. im deactivatinn my registrations from this site.. i think members like to view only but they dont appreciate wat we post or nothing like appreciation this is meannnnn


ok i was just kidding
check this one out

[kulsham]

One night four MBA students were partying till late night and didn't
study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.

Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding
last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had
to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to
appear for the test.

The Dean was a Just person so he said that you can have a retest after
three days.

After 3 days they said they were ready. On the third day they appeared
before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a special condition all
four were required to be in separate rooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days.





The test consisted of two question with a total marks

of 100.





Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)





Q2. Which tyre burst ? (98 marks)

[Muhammad Mahdi]

nice jokes and picture