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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 23 Sep 2005, 10:31

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 23 Sep 2005, 10:40

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 23 Sep 2005, 10:41

Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment.

Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.

Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."

"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 23 Sep 2005, 10:41

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 23 Sep 2005, 10:45

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 23 Sep 2005, 10:45

Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 23 Sep 2005, 10:45

Mommy, Mommy! I can't breathe!
Good, it's working.
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 23 Sep 2005, 10:46

Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 23 Sep 2005, 10:47

Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 23 Sep 2005, 10:48

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?
Not today, we already dug her three times this week.
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 23 Sep 2005, 10:48

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
Shut up and eat your cornflakes!
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Postby Sayyeda » 28 Sep 2005, 18:12

Hahaha!!!

Loved all the Sarah jokes! :lol:

Superb! :D
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Postby Umm.aly » 28 Sep 2005, 23:07

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 30 Sep 2005, 14:11

:idea:
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Postby manji2005 » 01 Oct 2005, 11:23

:D :) :wink:
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