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By manji2005
#4597
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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By manji2005
#4601
Sorry :oops: Hope it will not happen again :lol:
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By Muhammad Mahdi
#4606
manji, i requrst you to read the other posts before posting
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By manji2005
#4607
I once again apologize & i shall c 2 the request. :oops: :cry:
By reliable
#15952
hi..............
that's great, really , me looking some short jokes, i request all the members plz share some short funny jokes funny jokes me waiting no doubt that place is a great full of fun
Last edited by abuali on 16 Sep 2011, 16:00, edited 1 time in total. Reason: removing spam links posted by user
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