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Postby manji2005 » 18 Nov 2005, 20:13

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up."

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Postby imz » 18 Nov 2005, 20:21

ive read this joke somewher in this forum... :roll:
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Postby manji2005 » 19 Nov 2005, 14:05

Sorry :oops: Hope it will not happen again :lol:
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 20 Nov 2005, 10:02

manji, i requrst you to read the other posts before posting
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Postby manji2005 » 20 Nov 2005, 10:56

I once again apologize & i shall c 2 the request. :oops: :cry:
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Re: Funny insulting jokes

Postby reliable » 14 Sep 2011, 21:52

hi..............
that's great, really , me looking some short jokes, i request all the members plz share some short funny jokes funny jokes me waiting no doubt that place is a great full of fun
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