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By Zahra..
#2787
Our hero chatting with some heroin on chat.
By the way both work for real big MNC's
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Heroin: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
Heroin: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
Hero: OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n.
Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroine to Arrive.
All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Heroin: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda stupid..he keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
Heroin: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Heroin: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Heroin: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number,
given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plz.. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now..ok?

Heroin: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO I AM NOW!! YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

So guys...for those of u who work... Be very careful about who u chat to when ur at work... :wink: :lol:

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