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3 Funny Quotes of the Day

Postby minhaal2000 » 10 Apr 2005, 03:13

Quotes of the Day

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Trying is the first step towards failure.

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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Postby kh » 10 Apr 2005, 07:14

you know....
hard work never hurt anyone...but im not taking any chances

there's no excuse for laziness..... but im working on it

I have a very responsible position....whenever something goes wrong i'm responsible
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Postby Umm.aly » 10 Apr 2005, 13:09

kh wrote:
I have a very responsible position....whenever something goes wrong i'm responsible
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sounds just like me! :lol: gr8 quotes!
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Re: 3 Funny Quotes of the Day

Postby Fatimah Zahra Karim » 11 Oct 2009, 10:38

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

You must start to suspect something is wrong with you when you get an 'A' for effort...and an 'F' for everything else!
If Allah assists you, there is none that can overcome you; and if He forsakes you, then who is there that can assist you after Him? And on Allah should the believers rely (Qur'an 3:160)

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