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[Umm.aly]

hahaha.. gr8 jokes!:D Poor sardarjees!!
Hey Sayyeda.. i understand mombati means candle.. the purpose of putting on the candle was coz the lights were out! and the sardarjee wants to put on the fan where as his wife says the candle will go out if he does!! Get it? or shud we call u Sayyedarjee? just kidding.. no offense meant

[Umm.aly]

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

[Sayyeda]

hahaha.. gr8 jokes! Poor sardarjees!!
Hey Sayyeda.. i understand mombati means candle.. the purpose of putting on the candle was coz the lights were out! and the sardarjee wants to put on the fan where as his wife says the candle will go out if he does!! Get it? or shud we call u Sayyedarjee? just kidding.. no offense meant

Wehhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Lol... Ohhhhh!!! I get it now!

[Sayyeda]

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

Hahahaha!!!!!

[manji2005]

It seems Sardarji, santa & banta r very popular on ASK
Good jokes

[Zuly]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever:
What comes first -the chicken or the egg? O yaar,
jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!

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American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."

Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!"