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[Tanveer]

This is the story of Santa Singh and Banta Singh, both of them got bored of using mobiles......

Santa: Boss enough mobile use
Banta: Yes yaar , they are taking money from us like anything

Santa: How can we communicate without mobile yaar?
Banta: Yaar, we keep pigeons, and through them we will send messages.

We will tie our chits to their legs.
So they kept pigeons. Santa first sent one pigeon to Banta Singh.

The pigeon reached Banta's house but Banta was not able to find any messages tied.

Banta to Santa: What yaar, pigeon reached in time but I was not able to find the message attached
to it.
Santa: That was a missed call I sent to you

[Umm.aly]

I just love these jokes! Here are some more of Beppo Singh! Enjoyy!

Bad Memory
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Beppo Singh, your daughter Preeto just died in an accident"
Beppo Singh was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named preeto.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Beppo Singh!!

BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.

Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs.
because of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator
for 3 hrs.

Beppo Singh and Banta Singh were discussing how they would
like to die.
Beppo said, "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather
did, in his sleep. I dont want to die screaming like some of his
friends, who also died at the same time."
Banta asked, "How did his friends die screaming while your
grandfather died sleeping peacefully?"
Beppo Singh replied, "His friends were the passengers in the car he
was driving..

[Sayyeda]

Hahaha! that was good!

[Reflection of Perfection]

yes very good indeed