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food for thought - with a twist

Postby abuali » 19 Jul 2010, 18:27

1. I say no to smoking, it just doesn't listen.

2. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

3. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

4. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

5. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming
train..

6. Born free, taxed to death!

7. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

8. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

9. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your trousers.

10. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

11. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three was the genius.

12. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

13. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

14. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

15. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

16. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop
at the end.

17. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
louder.

18. Cold glass looks same as hot glass. - Cunino's Law of
Burnt Fingers.

19. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

20. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

21. To Err is human; to forgive is not a Company policy.

22. The road to success.... Is always under construction.

25. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it .
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Re: A Twist with the Thought

Postby Muntazir » 01 Aug 2010, 00:08

1. I say no to smoking, it just doesn't listen =
The Nafs is uncontrollable!

2. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce =
Surely, the Prophet’s advice has not been followed correctly!

3. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time =
If Only the rest of the time is spent in ‘Allah’s worship!

4. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane =
But we still take the same lane!

5. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming
train =
Or just another mind-trick!

6. Born free, taxed to death =
Khums and Zakaat also awaits!

7. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film =
Nothing to worry, it will all come back when Hazrat Izra’eel comes!

8. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking =
Cry, it makes people think how to wonder!

9. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your trousers =
To make it simpler, just sit and do it!

10. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere =
Best way to avoid it, avoid the worldly temptations!

11. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three was the genius =
Now think of the One who invented them all!

12. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it =
Be punctual to your prayers and ‘Allah will appreciate it!

13. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills =
In a world of free choice, why are there still wars?

14. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? =
Know that you have a mind and it’ll change by itself!

15. If you can't convince them, confuse them =
Convince yourself first and then others!

16. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end =
If you stop falling, you’ll survive with an everlasting end!

17. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder =
Indeed, only ‘Allah can save you!

18. Cold glass looks same as hot glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers =
Make sure not to burn yourself!

19. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker =
The lungs does the burning, you’re just the burner!

20. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock =
Own the lock and a key to success, with 2 extra, will be given to you for free!

21. To Err is human; to forgive is not a Company policy =
Have a strong belief and policies will change before you!

22. The road to success.... Is always under construction =
Next time, take it slow!

23. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it =
Ask sincerely and you’ll get a grant.
as-Salaamu 'aleykum warahmatullah
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Re: food for thought - with a twist

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