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You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When…

Postby qarrar » 10 Aug 2007, 02:31

· You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don’t have a clue when it happened.
· Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
· All of your friends have an @ in their names.
· Your dog has its own home page.
· You can’t call your mother… she doesn’t have a modem.
· You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
· You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
· You get a new suit that says, "This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher."
· The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.
· Your wife says communication is important in a marriage… so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 10 Aug 2007, 10:43

:lol: :lol:
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Postby manji2005 » 10 Aug 2007, 15:46

Halfway there

Same here :lol: :P
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