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Fatimah Zahra Karim
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Postby Fatimah Zahra Karim » 30 May 2007, 15:50

A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin
of their dead mother arrived from the US . It was sent
by one of their daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the
coffin, with no space left in it and very, very
heavy!!!

When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top
addressed to her brothers and sisters.

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha:

I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her last
wish that she should be cremated in the compound of
our ancestral home in GUJARAT .

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave
is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12
cans of cheese, 10 packets of Toblerone chocolates and
8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of
you.

On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes
(size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes
for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are
correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-shirts. The large size is
for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left
wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and
ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be
divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these
fairly.

Love,
Smita Ben Patel

PS : If you need anything else please let me know
soon... Mamu is also not feeling too well nowadays.
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