Signs Your Cow has Mad-Cow

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Signs Your Cow has Mad-Cow

Postby Fatimah Zahra Karim » 18 May 2007, 22:57

- Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger King.

- She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.

- Your cow joins the Hell's Angels because, hey, it already has a cool leather jacket.

- Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it.

- Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards.

- Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars.

- Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!
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