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women........smarter than men

Postby kulsham » 04 May 2007, 03:04

9 Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying #@^*@!!!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

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Postby kulsham » 04 May 2007, 03:20

Watch Your Tongue!
What he hears when you speak.


While most of us are well aware that we(women) don't always understand men, oftentimes we forget that they don't always understand us! A good communicator should keep her audience in mind. When you're first starting out, men tend to be a little afraid of commitment, and just as insecure as we are (if not more so). So consider how you say things before you say them.

In order to help you better understand what you're dealing with the next time you speak to a guy (yours or otherwise), check out these examples of what we say and what he thinks we mean:


You say: What do you do?
He hears: Are you making enough money to be marriage material?
Next time, try: Do you like your job?


You say: My ex is a crazy stalker who won't stop calling me.
I used to go there with my ex.
My ex has the same car/shirt/taste in food.
He hears: I'm still in love with my ex.
Next time, try: Not mentioning your ex.


You say: What are we doing on Saturday?
He hears: I want all your time for the rest of your life.
Next time, try: I was thinking about going for coffee on Saturday, wanna come?


You say: We should try that place sometime.
He hears: I want you to spend more money.
I'm already planning our wedding.
Next time try: I like trying new restaurants/activities, I'm going to try that.

KEY POINTS:
Go with the "I" rather than the "we" early on.
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Female Letter

Postby kulsham » 04 May 2007, 03:30

TO all Males out there!


Life should not be a trip to the tomb with the intention of reaching it with good health and an attractive and well cared for Body; it should be more like a ride on a great water slide, with a big piece of Muhogo in one hand, With a body totally worn out from good living, and yelling ….. What a Ride!!!!!!

Ndio bwanaaa…!! WE ARE PERFECT …. Because: -We don’t go bald. Na mawigi yote haya na rasta zimejaa kibao, price za kumwaga…

-We have an international day and a national day too.

-We can use pink as well as blue.
-We always know our kids are ours.
-We have priority in a shipwreck.

-We don’t pay the Kodi ya maendeleo.
-We’re the first hostages to go free.
-If tukibakwa, We’re the victims.
-If tukibaka…!!, the men are the ones with the horns.
-We can pay attention to several things at a time.

-Hunajuwa kuwa mke wa rais is the First Lady, au mama Rais…
Je mume wa female President, anaitwa nani?
First gentleman...?!! Aah aah aaah wapiiiiiiii…!!
If we decide to do kazi za kiume, we’re pioneers;
Vipi mwanaume akifanya kazi za kike, Mmmh… he must be shoga…!!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST We can do everyyyyyyyything a man does,
AND WEARING HEELS…!!!

from, WOMEN.
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Re: Female Letter

Postby FatemaC » 04 May 2007, 04:29

HAHHAA :lol:
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Postby qarrar » 04 May 2007, 15:40

Very patronising :evil:
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Postby manji2005 » 26 May 2007, 22:44

oh my :evil: :twisted: :x :(
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Postby xx_atika_xx » 27 May 2007, 01:10

qarrar wrote:Very patronising :evil:


But true.

You know they do say the truth hurts :twisted:
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