THE MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH.............

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THE MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH.............

Postby shaziya » 03 May 2007, 21:13

He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I
observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a
pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the
shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung
his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.
" Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I
ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner
whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and
here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96
miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is
bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That
works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even
though the rest of the 32 miles is not
bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another
4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's
18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1
in 28 has PMS. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love
life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's
449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of
all females have seriously considered suicide or
homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's
33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all
females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks
men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered
suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? I don't think so

ONCE IN A WHILE, U DO COME ACROSS A SMART MAN HUH? :lol:
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Life is short ... take each bit with a SMILE!!
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Postby kulsham » 03 May 2007, 22:30

rofl..

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