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The mind of the Pakistanis

Postby Muntazir » 02 May 2007, 23:01

بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمنِ الرَّحِيمِ

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A Pakistani man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Pakistan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Pakistani man hands over the keys of a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Pakistani for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the banks underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Pakistani returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" .

The Pakistani replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
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Postby qarrar » 02 May 2007, 23:24

Already been posted under viewtopic.php?t=1003
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Postby kulsham » 03 May 2007, 23:15

this incident is not true...

coz first it was an Indain man who did it, now it is a pakistani .. before in the beginning it was an american.. aa su haale che? world war 4 ?
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Postby FatemaC » 03 May 2007, 23:16

I read somewhere that it was an Indian.. dunno :?

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