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The Contractor from Bongo..lol

Postby kulsham » 30 Apr 2007, 00:38

This is a good deal.
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>> Three contractors . . . one from Tanzania, another from Germany and
>> the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. They
>> go with a White House official to examine the fence.

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>> The England contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
>> measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I
>> figure the job will run $90,000 . . . $40,000 for materials, $40,000
>> for labour and $10,000 profit for me."


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>> The Germany contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
>> says, "I can do this job for $70,000 . . . $30,000 for materials,
>> $30,000 for
>> my crew and $10,000 profit for me."


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>> The Tanzanian " a.k.a mbongo asilia" contractor doesn't measure or
>> figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers:
>> "$270,000."
>> The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the
>> other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
>> "Easy," the Tanzanian contractor explains, "$100,000 for you,
>> $100,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work."
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Postby Zaheer » 30 Apr 2007, 07:34

:lol:
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 30 Apr 2007, 16:26

smart guy :lol:
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Postby keenfarhan » 30 Apr 2007, 23:09

East or West... Bongo is the best !!!
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Postby FatemaC » 01 May 2007, 01:50

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