- 18 Apr 2007, 11:45
#9894
I have to exercise early in the morning
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so
that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I like long walks, especially when they're
taken by people who annoy me.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes,
he would have put them further up our body.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so
that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I like long walks, especially when they're
taken by people who annoy me.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes,
he would have put them further up our body.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.