My thoughts on exercise

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My thoughts on exercise

Postby Mazhar » 18 Apr 2007, 11:45

I have to exercise early in the morning
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so
that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

I like long walks, especially when they're
taken by people who annoy me.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes,
he would have put them further up our body.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 20 Apr 2007, 15:01

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them


Fantastic! :lol:
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Postby keenfarhan » 22 Apr 2007, 01:11

Nice excuses mazhar... im sure u have more up ur sleeve to avoid exercise!
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Postby kulsham » 30 Apr 2007, 00:45

i do exsercise :D
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Postby FatemaC » 30 Apr 2007, 02:20

I wish i did!!! Too Lazy
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Postby keenfarhan » 30 Apr 2007, 23:17

Mazhar is this post meant only for physical exercise only ke verbal exercise also... coqz that is done a lot these days on ask
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Postby FatemaC » 01 May 2007, 01:40

i think its only physical.. lol

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