- 28 Jan 2007, 15:53
#8437
>>"U love someone
>>
>>U marry someone else.
>>
>>The one u marry becomes ur wife or
>>husband.
>>
>>And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
>>There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has
>>it.
>>
>>---------------
>>If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its
>>ok,
>>If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
>>is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>Three dreams of a man:
>>To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
>>To be as rich as his child
>>believes.
>>To have as many women as his wife suspects...
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife
>>kidney.
>>If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with
>>other kidney.
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko
>>karne denge.
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
>>Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
>>or wife
>>Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
>>speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis
>>shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye,
>>Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
>>
>>
>>U marry someone else.
>>
>>The one u marry becomes ur wife or
>>husband.
>>
>>And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
>>There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has
>>it.
>>
>>---------------
>>If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its
>>ok,
>>If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
>>is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>Three dreams of a man:
>>To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
>>To be as rich as his child
>>believes.
>>To have as many women as his wife suspects...
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife
>>kidney.
>>If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with
>>other kidney.
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko
>>karne denge.
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
>>Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
>>or wife
>>Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
>>speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
>>
>>---------------
>>
>>Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis
>>shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye,
>>Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
>>
- By BatoolM