- 26 Oct 2006, 12:19
#7351
The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after
the attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
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> > Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
> >
> > Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to
> > you.It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs...
> > I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..
> > Bush: What buildings? What people??
> >
> > Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
> >
> > Bush: It's eight in the morning.
> >
> > Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a restaurant. A guy walks in and asks the
> > waiter, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
> >
> > The waiter says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says,
> > "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
> >
> > Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
> >
> > The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
> >
> > And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and
> > one bicycle repairman."
> >
> > And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
> >
> > Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry
> > about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
the attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
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> > Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
> >
> > Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to
> > you.It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs...
> > I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..
> > Bush: What buildings? What people??
> >
> > Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
> >
> > Bush: It's eight in the morning.
> >
> > Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a restaurant. A guy walks in and asks the
> > waiter, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
> >
> > The waiter says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says,
> > "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
> >
> > Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
> >
> > The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
> >
> > And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and
> > one bicycle repairman."
> >
> > And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
> >
> > Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry
> > about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
- By Riyaz