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By Zuly
#7109
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?


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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
Brain. Please tell them your age!


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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir Bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.


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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone
Chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan
lega.


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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.


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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught
Fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.


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Chota baccha 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap NE puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Baccha : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.


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Two friends were walking together.
1st friend : Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath AA rahi hain.
2nd friend : oye, main bhi yehi bol raha
tha.


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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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By Syed Kazim
#7692
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?

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I dont know the answer, what is it?

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