- 03 Aug 2006, 00:49
#6984
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
> >>>English will
> >>> be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
> >>>which was
> >>> the other possibility.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
> >>>English
> >>> spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year
> >>>phase-in
> >>> plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
> >>>will make
> >>> the sivil servants jump with joy.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear
> >>>up
> >>> konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when
> >>>the
> >>> troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words
> >>>like
> >>> fotograf 20% shorter.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
> >>>expekted to
> >>> reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which
> >>>have always
> >>> ben a deterent to akurate speling.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
> >>>languag is
> >>> disgrasful and it should go away.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
> >>>"th" with
> >>> "z" and "w" with "v".
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
> >>>kontaining "ou"
> >>> and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
> >>>tu
> >>> understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted
> >>>in ze
> >>> forst plas.
> >>>English will
> >>> be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
> >>>which was
> >>> the other possibility.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
> >>>English
> >>> spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year
> >>>phase-in
> >>> plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
> >>>will make
> >>> the sivil servants jump with joy.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear
> >>>up
> >>> konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when
> >>>the
> >>> troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words
> >>>like
> >>> fotograf 20% shorter.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
> >>>expekted to
> >>> reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which
> >>>have always
> >>> ben a deterent to akurate speling.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
> >>>languag is
> >>> disgrasful and it should go away.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
> >>>"th" with
> >>> "z" and "w" with "v".
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
> >>>kontaining "ou"
> >>> and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
> >>>tu
> >>> understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted
> >>>in ze
> >>> forst plas.
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