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A tourist in Mombasa had a friend as a translator by the name of
>> >>Mr. Makeke.
>> >>
>> >> When in a small restaurant in town things went like this:
>> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> Tourist: Do you have vegetables here.
>> >>
>> >> Makeke: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
>> >>
>> >> Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
>> >>
>> >> Makeke: No sir, they don't have.
>> >>
>> >> Tourist: OK, fine, do you have hot
>>dogs.
>> >>
>> >> Makeke: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.
>> >>
>> >> Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.
>> >>
>> >> Makeke: They don't cook here
>> >>
>> >> Tourist: What type of snacks do you have here.
>> >>
>> >> Makeke: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,
>> >>
>> >> Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka,
>> >>mwache
>> >>
>> >> akale nyumbani
>>kwao.
>> >>
>> >> Makeke: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you
>> >>can
>> >>
>> >> go back and eat at home.
>> >>
>> >> Tourist: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.
>> >>
>> >> Makeke: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.
>> >>
>> >> Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi lenu hapa, tena sasa hivi
>> >>kabla sijakasirika.
>> >>
>> >> Makeke: Lets get out of here, I think this man is
>>crazy!