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Postby qarrar » 13 Mar 2006, 00:47

xx_atika_xx wrote:I think this is just the start! Think of the birthdays, anniversaries e.t.c. 8)

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Postby Sayyeda » 13 Mar 2006, 20:14

qarrar wrote:
Sayyeda wrote:Marrying a Goldmine!


Aint she supposed to bring all dat form her parent’s house :?: Its more like marrying into a gold mine then :)


Well I guess it's the guy who is marrying a goldmine... not the gal! :wink:



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I think this is just the start! Think of the birthdays, anniversaries e.t.c. 8)



Hehehe :lol:
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Postby xx_atika_xx » 13 Mar 2006, 21:23

True. But what makes anyone think she would share :!:
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Postby qarrar » 14 Mar 2006, 01:59

xx_atika_xx wrote:True. But what makes anyone think she would share :?:

What's yours is mine, and what's mine's my own. :)
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Postby xx_atika_xx » 14 Mar 2006, 02:19

Rightly said - but thats her line. :twisted:

What you do get however as part of the bargain is the zakaat and khums bill. :lol:
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Postby qarrar » 14 Mar 2006, 17:53

xx_atika_xx wrote:Rightly said - but thats her line. :twisted:

What you do get however as part of the bargain is the zakaat and khums bill. :lol:


I said it first :!: If she is dat rich she can pay her own khums and zakaat 8)
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Postby xx_atika_xx » 15 Mar 2006, 00:37

Hmmmmm...

According to Ayatollah Sistani (may Allah(swt) give him a long life), a husband is responsible for the wife's maintenance and if he doesnt provide that to her she can draw her expenses from his property without his permision. :twisted:

Like they say...women and cats will do as they please, men and dog best get used to it.
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Postby qarrar » 15 Mar 2006, 22:23

xx_atika_xx wrote:According to Ayatollah Sistani (may Allah(swt) give him a long life), a husband is responsible for the wife's maintenance and if he doesnt provide that to her she can draw her expenses from his property without his permision. :twisted:

Like they say...women and cats will do as they please, men and dog best get used to it.


I thought Agha was on our side….. :cry:

That quote from Robert A. Heinlein, I must admit is true :shock:…credit given when it’s due.
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 17 Mar 2006, 15:43

i am sorry to interrupt but what is the use of this?
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Postby qarrar » 18 Mar 2006, 15:14

Muhammad Mahdi wrote:what is the use of this?


The use of what :?: Marriage or irony that comes with it :?:
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Postby qarrar » 18 Mar 2006, 22:00

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Postby xx_atika_xx » 18 Mar 2006, 23:52

Muhammad Mahdi wrote:the uselss talk going on


Just to point out Br.Mahdi that this is after all the humour forum...and the discussion here is light hearted :!:
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 19 Mar 2006, 09:36

I am sorry if I offended you but is it jaiz is Islam to joke around with a person of the opposite gender?
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Postby qarrar » 19 Mar 2006, 15:24

Muhammad Mahdi wrote:Is it jaiz is Islam to joke around with a person of the opposite gender?

In Islam everything is Halal unless or until said to the contrary specifically. This is a discussion via a forum; we do not see each other and I am sure such discussions do not incite haraam acts because if they do then yes I personally would advise you to refrain form them.

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Postby Sayyeda » 19 Mar 2006, 18:17

This is to inform you all that we must maintain some discipline within this forum! And it would be appreciated if fingers are not pointed at one another!

Your post has been deleted Muhammad Mahdi and I hope that there will be no need for editing anybody's posts in the future! :)
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