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[Zahra..]

>Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile.
>Santa: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
>Banta: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
>Santa: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the.
>
>
>An American and a Sardar were walking down the street when the
>American? exclaimed-- look a dead bird.
>The Sardar looks towards the sky and says -- where, where ??
>
>Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...
>takes along some wine and chicken with him.
>Somebody stops him and asks,
>Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?
>Sardarji replies,
Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na
>marjaun
>
>Santa Singh returned back from the cinema hall without watching the
>cinema.what was the name of the cinema?
>Ans:NO ENTRY
>
>Santa : Which is the most painful delivery in world?
>Banta : sunny deol ki maa ki.
>Santa : woh kaise?
>Banta : woh nikla gaddi le ke.....
>

>
>A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a
>question -
>
>Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
>
>Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
>
>
>SANTA : car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE"
ki
>lagaun?
>SANTA bole: yaar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!

[manji2005]

Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile.
>Santa: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
>Banta: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
>Santa: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the.

Stupid Santa

[Muhammad Mahdi]

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