one man and his dog......
Posted: 03 Aug 2006, 01:17
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one
about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man
walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200Â Â men walking in
single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss,
and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?
" The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. " What happened
to her? " !
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
dog attacked and killed her also. "
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first
one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "
The man replied "Join the queue."
unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one
about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man
walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200Â Â men walking in
single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss,
and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?
" The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. " What happened
to her? " !
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
dog attacked and killed her also. "
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first
one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "
The man replied "Join the queue."
