one man and his dog......

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one man and his dog......

Postby minhaal2000 » 03 Aug 2006, 01:17

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one
about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man
walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200Â Â men walking in
single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss,
and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?
" The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. " What happened
to her? " !
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
dog attacked and killed her also. "
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first
one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "

The man replied "Join the queue."
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Postby keenfarhan » 05 Aug 2006, 17:39

Great 1 man.... :)..... hahahahaha
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Postby Muhammad Mahdi » 07 Aug 2006, 17:09

:lol: :lol:
The educated man has the right to manipulate the ignorant, if the ignorance of the of the ignorant is due to his own ignorance.
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Postby kulsham » 13 Aug 2006, 02:11

Not funny

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