- 05 Mar 2006, 01:18
#6023
John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani guy.
To irritate the Pakistani guy they strike up this conversation:
John says to Mike: "So were are you off to.....India?"
Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many Muslims there."
(The Pakistani guy stirs in his seat)
John: "Are you going to Iran?"
Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with Muslims!"
John: "Are you going to Indonesia?"
Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with Muslims!"
(By now the Pakistani guy is getting really mad....)
John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?"
Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with Muslims!!"
Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says:
WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS THERE...!!!
To irritate the Pakistani guy they strike up this conversation:
John says to Mike: "So were are you off to.....India?"
Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many Muslims there."
(The Pakistani guy stirs in his seat)
John: "Are you going to Iran?"
Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with Muslims!"
John: "Are you going to Indonesia?"
Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with Muslims!"
(By now the Pakistani guy is getting really mad....)
John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?"
Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with Muslims!!"
Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says:
WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS THERE...!!!
My Lord, You are as I please, so make me as You please – Imam Ali (a.s)