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[Sayyeda]

Reason why I never visit rich people!!


Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?

" Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?

" Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?

" Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst".

[kulsham]

If i were the guest, and the person questions me like this askin for WHETHER THIS OR THAT, i would stand up and give 2 SLAPS , HARD SLAPS, on his face and say.... " you forgot to add this option" and leave the house!
it really gets into the nerves lol grrr ek to pyasi chu upar this maswali kama nini! lol

[Sajida]

LOL shama u r funnnnny!!! the person wud never visit u again or rather ud never go to the person!hehe

[kulsham]

yes Sajida, u can call it funny but ehh! well i must say the kamwaro will resign the same day n will never ask such questions to whosoever he will work!

[Sayyeda]

LOL @ Kulsham

[kulsham]

Reason why I never visit rich people!!

1-Hawanikaribishi chai hata kikombe nusu
2- wananisimamisha mlangoni
3-Hawanikaribishi maji ya kunywa
4-wanafikiri nataka Sadaka :-p
5-Hwapendi maongezi mengi
6-wana shanga shanga nguo yangu niliyo vaa
7-wanashanga kwanini nime pakaa Clinique Lipstick!!
8-Wana jaribu kunusa kama pia nime pakaa Este`e Lauder Perfume
9-Wanauliza maswalikama vile nipo Ulaya
10-Yote hiki ni a joke.. hehehehe!!! :-p