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by zalidina
02 Dec 2005, 20:17
Forum: Laughter the Best Medicine
Topic: 9 things i hate about everyone
Replies: 2
Views: 438

9 things i hate about everyone

9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote be...
by zalidina
30 Nov 2005, 01:30
Forum: Laughter the Best Medicine
Topic: the dumbest kid?
Replies: 11
Views: 1329

the dumbest kid?

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quar...
by zalidina
19 Nov 2005, 22:36
Forum: Laughter the Best Medicine
Topic: Deep thoughts
Replies: 3
Views: 990

Deep thoughts

These are from an actual newspaper contest where entrants ages 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey." "I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their lif...
by zalidina
23 Sep 2005, 23:07
Forum: Laughter the Best Medicine
Topic: Miscellaneous Jokes
Replies: 26
Views: 2430

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident' "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" Mr. Rumsfeld sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head i...
by zalidina
04 Sep 2005, 19:20
Forum: Laughter the Best Medicine
Topic: George W. Bush's Intelligence Quiz
Replies: 9
Views: 930

George W. Bush's Intelligence Quiz

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow ...
by zalidina
28 Jun 2005, 18:54
Forum: General Issues
Topic: (MUST READ THIS)A GIRL WHO CHANGED TO ANIMAL WITH PHOTO
Replies: 5
Views: 632

i recieved an email saying that all this was a hoax. its actually art work by PATRICIA PICCININI of Sierra Leone and its from a certain website with other pictures of her work. someone download the pictures off the site, edited it and put it on http://www.alnilin.com and claimed that that was a pict...
by zalidina
25 Jun 2005, 19:02
Forum: Q & A with Sh. Saqalain Abbas
Topic: FOOD!!!
Replies: 35
Views: 9199

But then again v have to use logic & ask ourselves that is it a must 2 eat the food of ismaili or anyother person of any religion excluding shias! i think u might have made a mistake about islamilis because as far as i know ismailis are a sect of Shia. if we are allowed to eat food made by Shia...
by zalidina
21 Jun 2005, 18:13
Forum: Ask the Scholar
Topic: [Answered]life after death
Replies: 7
Views: 2020

thats ok, it was nice to know what i could have added in the essay
by zalidina
20 Jun 2005, 23:11
Forum: Ask the Scholar
Topic: [Answered]life after death
Replies: 7
Views: 2020

thanks for the answer but it was a little too late, this question was for an essay i was doing about the belief in the hereafter and how it can be justified. the essay was due in a month ago.
by zalidina
05 May 2005, 23:10
Forum: Ask the Scholar
Topic: [Answered]life after death
Replies: 7
Views: 2020

[Answered]life after death

how can i justify that there is a hereafter and life after death to someone who is of another religion or is an atheist?
by zalidina
24 Mar 2005, 17:26
Forum: Q & A with Sh. Saqalain Abbas
Topic: sunni and shia attitude to abortion
Replies: 7
Views: 4680

sunni and shia attitude to abortion

what is the difference between shias and sunnis attitude towards abortion?

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